Oh the irony.
A quick peck between a lesbian couple during a Minnesota Twins game leads to an as yet unidentified male security guard telling them “I saw you kissing that girl, you can’t do that.” and “We don’t play grab ass here.”
Good thing he doesn’t work in Seattle or New York where they take their grab assin’ almost as serious as their baseball:
It’s not against the law to show affection people.
